Angie's Epic Happy Birthday Post.

This is one of two posts on this blog that do not have anything to do with my crafting or exercise. It's dedicated to my awesome and inimitable friend, Angie.

Happy birthday, Angie, you sexy fox, you. ;)

Dog goes woof

Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet and mouse goes squeak
Cow goes moo

Frog goes croak

And the elephant goes toot
Ducks say quack and fish go blub

And the seal goes OW OW OW
But there’s one song that they all know….
IT’S “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”!!

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
YES HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
CUZ IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
YES HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
CUZ IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

 

Animal printed clothes

Zebra stripes down to her toes
Her Superman gives boys a thrill

Sexy as Henry Cavill
Those boys are hot, so beautiful, like some angels in disguise
Is Loki cute? Why yes, of course, we scream for Tom until we’re ho-o-o-o-oarse, ho-o-o-o-oarse, ho-o-o-o-oarse.
Cuz we prefer our villains n-o-o-orse, n-o-o-orse, n-o-o-orse.
IT’S DARLING’S BIRTHDAY!

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
YES HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
CUZ IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
YES HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
CUZ IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

What color are her locks? Ancient mystery.
Blonde or brunette depending on costuming.
What is this face? Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery. What is this face?

You're a kettlebell angel hiding in the gym.
What is this face? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
Will we ever know? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
(Bay-birth-day bum-bum bay-dum)