Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs), or all three if you're ambitious. (Obviously, some of these are dependent on the season you're watching.) By special request, for Erika. :) Enjoy!
Anyone or anything dies/is killed
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Anyone eats, drinks, cries, or sleeps
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Sam or Dean pretend to be law enforcement or otherwise lie about their identity
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Impala!
Castiel misses a pop culture reference
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Bobby says "idjits"
Anyone says "gank", "dude", or "awesome"
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Weapons, explosions, or fight
Sam and Dean hug or have A Talk
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Monday, December 9, 2013
Sunday, December 1, 2013
Chuck arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs), or all three if you're ambitious.
Scene takes place at Ellie and Awesome's apartment
"Stay in the car/van/room" or any version of this command said to Chuck
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Chuck flashes, Casey grunts
Someone eats, drinks, or sleeps
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Scene takes place at Sarah's cover-job
Someone says "intersect" or "spy"
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Scene takes place in the Buy More
Surveillance
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Kissing or nakedness
Conference call with Beckman
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Guns, bugs, explosions, or car chases
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Scene takes place at Ellie and Awesome's apartment
"Stay in the car/van/room" or any version of this command said to Chuck
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Chuck flashes, Casey grunts
Someone eats, drinks, or sleeps
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Scene takes place at Sarah's cover-job
Someone says "intersect" or "spy"
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Scene takes place in the Buy More
Surveillance
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Kissing or nakedness
Conference call with Beckman
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Guns, bugs, explosions, or car chases
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Friday, October 11, 2013
Sleepy Hollow arms, abs, legs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs), or all three if you're ambitious.
Someone eats, drinks, sleeps, or dies
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Flashback, Katrina, or research
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
There is a lost-in-translation moment for Ichabod regarding the modern world
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
British pronunciation of lieutenant ("leftenent")
Language other than English is spoken
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Abbie backstory, scene takes place at the precinct
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Headless horseman or other demon seen onscreen
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Someone eats, drinks, sleeps, or dies
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Flashback, Katrina, or research
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
There is a lost-in-translation moment for Ichabod regarding the modern world
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
British pronunciation of lieutenant ("leftenent")
Language other than English is spoken
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Abbie backstory, scene takes place at the precinct
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Headless horseman or other demon seen onscreen
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Friday, September 27, 2013
Machete Viewing Order of Doctor Who.
It breaks my heart when people say they don't like Doctor Who, or have tried unsuccessfully to watch it but just couldn't get into it. It's one of my very favorites. So I have come up with a possible solution for those of you out there who tried to start at the beginning like a good little linear Geek, with the Eccleston episodes in 2005.
There are several problems with staring at the "beginning" with the reboot in 2005. Problem #1: I'm not sure Eccleston was the best Doctor. This is terrible to admit, because he was my first Doctor, and I was one of the people he totally won over. His Doctor and Rose sucked me into the series so much that when he regenerated, I scoffed at the second season and insisted I was going to stop right there and not watch anymore, because I didn't need to see Barty Crouch Jr. and his googly eyes as the Doctor. My friend Joy--bless her Whovian heart--verbally smacked me across the face and told me in no uncertain terms that if I didn't give Tennant a chance it would be the worst mistake of my life. I think that might have even been the exact way she put it. So I watched Tennant, and suddenly I couldn't imagine there ever being a better Doctor...and then Matt Smith happened. So in my case I just love them all. But my point is that Eccleston is not for everyone, and I've heard so many times that the first season is boring, so... I'm not going to suggest you start with it.
Problem #2 is not so much of a "problem" as it is a helpful fact about the series. If you're trying to watch it linearly, you're not thinking like a true Whovian. Time, "from a non-linear, non-subjective view point...it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff." So really, this is the perfect show to watch all out of order. It practically instructs you to do so.
Problem #3: if you're starting now, you've got a lot of catching up to do. There's a LOT of episodes these days. Some are better than others, some are necessities, and some you don't really need to watch at all unless you're a die hard fan and love every line ever written in connection with the series. Which not everyone is.
Now, really quickly, before we get into my proposed, hacked-up order of episodes, I want to link to the namesake of my Machete Viewing Order of Doctor Who: the Machete Viewing Order of Star Wars. I like it.
Now, back to the Doctor.
I suggest everyone start with season 3, episode 10: "Blink." It introduces the basics of time travel, but gently, and you learn it piece by piece along with a one-episode-only character, Sally Sparrow (played by Carey Mulligan, so there's another reason to watch it right there). You get exposition, but in a way that makes it more fun than any other exposition you've ever experienced in your life. You get introduced to--in my opinion--the best Monster the series has, and if you stick with the series, you get to see them again later on, with Matt Smith's Doctor. And it's just a phenomenally well executed episode.
Once you're done with Blink, head back to the beginning of season 2, and go from there. If you want just the highlights and want to buzz through it faster, my suggestions are below, but understand that true fans will inevitably howl at one or more of my choices to "not suggest" watching particular episodes. This is just my opinion.
So there you have it. You're caught up. I shaved it down from 102 episodes to a more manageable 52. Almost half! When you're done, if you're inclined, go back and fill in the gaps. Every episode is worthwhile, in my opinion. :)
And if you want to get in awesome shape by the time you're done with all of these, here's my Doctor Who exercise game! </shameless self promotion>
There are several problems with staring at the "beginning" with the reboot in 2005. Problem #1: I'm not sure Eccleston was the best Doctor. This is terrible to admit, because he was my first Doctor, and I was one of the people he totally won over. His Doctor and Rose sucked me into the series so much that when he regenerated, I scoffed at the second season and insisted I was going to stop right there and not watch anymore, because I didn't need to see Barty Crouch Jr. and his googly eyes as the Doctor. My friend Joy--bless her Whovian heart--verbally smacked me across the face and told me in no uncertain terms that if I didn't give Tennant a chance it would be the worst mistake of my life. I think that might have even been the exact way she put it. So I watched Tennant, and suddenly I couldn't imagine there ever being a better Doctor...and then Matt Smith happened. So in my case I just love them all. But my point is that Eccleston is not for everyone, and I've heard so many times that the first season is boring, so... I'm not going to suggest you start with it.
Problem #2 is not so much of a "problem" as it is a helpful fact about the series. If you're trying to watch it linearly, you're not thinking like a true Whovian. Time, "from a non-linear, non-subjective view point...it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff." So really, this is the perfect show to watch all out of order. It practically instructs you to do so.
Problem #3: if you're starting now, you've got a lot of catching up to do. There's a LOT of episodes these days. Some are better than others, some are necessities, and some you don't really need to watch at all unless you're a die hard fan and love every line ever written in connection with the series. Which not everyone is.
Now, really quickly, before we get into my proposed, hacked-up order of episodes, I want to link to the namesake of my Machete Viewing Order of Doctor Who: the Machete Viewing Order of Star Wars. I like it.
Now, back to the Doctor.
I suggest everyone start with season 3, episode 10: "Blink." It introduces the basics of time travel, but gently, and you learn it piece by piece along with a one-episode-only character, Sally Sparrow (played by Carey Mulligan, so there's another reason to watch it right there). You get exposition, but in a way that makes it more fun than any other exposition you've ever experienced in your life. You get introduced to--in my opinion--the best Monster the series has, and if you stick with the series, you get to see them again later on, with Matt Smith's Doctor. And it's just a phenomenally well executed episode.
Once you're done with Blink, head back to the beginning of season 2, and go from there. If you want just the highlights and want to buzz through it faster, my suggestions are below, but understand that true fans will inevitably howl at one or more of my choices to "not suggest" watching particular episodes. This is just my opinion.
- 3x10 Blink -- No arguments, just shut up and watch it.
- 2x00 The Christmas Invasion -- Necessary to introduce characters and watch the regeneration.
- 2x01 New Earth -- Classic early Tennant, and important getting-to-know-you between Doctor Ten and Rose.
- 2x02 Tooth and Claw -- Not mandatory, but a good historical setting, and more initial chemistry between Ten and Rose.
- 2x03 School Reunion -- A little bit more mandatory, especially if you're a Buffy fan. You get a sense of Doctor Who's history, meeting a companion from the 1970s.
- 2x04 Girl in the Fireplace -- Spaceships, history, and a really beautiful look at the loneliness the Doctor sometimes finds himself enduring, and bestowing on others. Great episode, great Monster.
- 2x08 and 2x09, The Impossible Planet and The Satan Pit -- Two-parter that is beautiful visually, and takes a good look at what the Doctor believes. Great performances.
- 2x12 and 2x13, Army of Ghosts and Doomsday -- Two-parter season finale.Classic Who Monster: the Cybermen, and wraps up Rose's storyline. Try not to cry in the final five minutes. I dare you.
- 3x00 The Runaway Bride -- Necessary to introduce a future companion, back when she was just a one-shot guest star. But Catherine Tate was so phenomenal that she ends up returning for a later season. Stay tuned.
- 3x03 Gridlock -- If you really feel the need to be introduced to Martha, the new companion, in her first episode, run back to 3x01, but otherwise, you can jump straight here. Interesting culture, and you need to meet the Face of Boe.
- 3x08 and 3x09, Human Nature and The Family of Blood -- Two-parter that showcases Tennant's acting talent, and gives you a glimpse of what the Doctor would be like if he were just a man and not a kickass Timelord. Again, I dare you to not have feels. It's impossible.
- 3x11 through 3x13 are kind of optional. I didn't respond to them AS MUCH but if you love Martha, watch them. The season finale two-parter 3x12 and 3x13 are heavy with series mythology, too.
- 4x01 Partners in Crime -- The return of Catherine Tate as Donna Noble. She's my favorite companion, so I'm partial to this episode. Plus? Cute Monster for a change.
- 4x03 Planet of the Ood -- One of the best Monsters ever on this show. Very cool.
- 4x07 The Unicorn and the Wasp -- An Agatha Christie murder mystery, the 1920s, and Donna Noble hilarity.
- 4x08 and 4x09, Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead -- Not optional! Must watch. You are introduced to an extremely important character, and this is another amazing Monster.
- 4x10 Midnight -- Chilling, well-written, and great performances. (Colin Morgan guest stars!)
- 4x12 and 4x13, The Stolen Earth and Journey's End -- season finale two-parter with a zillion guest stars. Again, heavy on the mythology. Classic Monster: the Daleks. Sort of a farewell to Tennant, who you will be completely devoted to by this point.
- Waters of Mars -- Between seasons 4 and 5. Pretty decent Monster, but kind of optional.
- End of Time Parts 1 and 2 -- The final farewell to Tennant. Loads of returning characters from episodes past, mythology, and Timothy Dalton.
- 5x01 The Eleventh Hour -- Regeneration and introduction to Matt Smith's Doctor and his companion, Amy Pond.
- 5x02 The Beast Below -- You get to see what Amy Pond is made of.
- 5x04 and 5x05, The Time of Angels and Flesh and Stone -- Mandatory! The Weeping Angels from Blink are back! Awesome two-parter, heavy with mythology but SO well-executed. One of my favorite episodes. Plus? More River Song from 4x08 and 4x09.
- 5x10 Vincent and the Doctor -- Van Gogh and the Doctor. Fun, but I suppose if you're in a rush you could skip it if you absolutely had to?
- 5x12 and 5x13, The Pandorica Opens and The Big Bang -- Mandatory! Season finale two-parter with mythology, history, sacrifice, hilarity, plot twists, and--oh, just watch it already. :)
- 6x01 and 6x02, The Impossible Astronaut and Day of the Moon -- Mandatory! Lots of mythology in a season dependent on mythology. This is the stuff you have to watch in the order in which they give it to you. And oh, the feels!
- 6x04 The Doctor's Wife -- A love letter to the TARDIS, the Doctor's best and constant companion. Lots of hilarity and feels.
- 6x05 and 6x06, The Rebel Flesh and The Almost People -- Must watch for the mythology, and for the great performances by guest stars and Smith.
- 6x07 A Good Man Goes To War -- Mythology! So much of this season is woven through the episodes that it's difficult to skip any.
- 6x08 Let's Kill Hitler -- Mythology! And history, and hilarity.
- 6x11 The God Complex -- Introspective look at the Doctor, and a cool setting for the episode.
- 6x12 Closing Time -- One of the best stand-alone episodes, and a celebration of the silliness of Eleven.
- 6x13 The Wedding of River Song -- Mandatory! Heavy mythology, wrapping up a truly ingeniously woven-together season.
- 7x01 Asylum of the Daleks -- Necessary introduction to a returning character, classic Dalek episode without it being overly-Daleky.
- 7x05 The Angels Take Manhattan -- Farewell to Rory and Amy! And Weeping Angels, so....awesome. :)
- 7x06 The Snowmen -- Reintroduction to the new companion.
- 7x10 Hide -- Creepy haunted house, good Clara episode.
- 7x11 Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS -- Clara mythology, and another love letter to the TARDIS in episode form.
- 7x13 Nightmare in Silver -- Showcases Smith's acting ability, and some good Eleven/Clara moments.
- 7x14 The Name of the Doctor -- Wraps up Clara's storyline, and is important, mythologically speaking.
So there you have it. You're caught up. I shaved it down from 102 episodes to a more manageable 52. Almost half! When you're done, if you're inclined, go back and fill in the gaps. Every episode is worthwhile, in my opinion. :)
And if you want to get in awesome shape by the time you're done with all of these, here's my Doctor Who exercise game! </shameless self promotion>
Friday, September 13, 2013
Avatar: The Last Airbender arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs), or all three if you're ambitious.
"My cabbages!", "Yip yip!", Momo
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Sokka flirts, talks about food, or you see/hear about his boomerang
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Disguise, combo animals, shirtlessness
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Zuko mentions honor, Zuko gets his butt handed to him
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Bending
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Avatar State, Uncle Iroh, Katara is the voice of reason
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
"My cabbages!", "Yip yip!", Momo
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Sokka flirts, talks about food, or you see/hear about his boomerang
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Disguise, combo animals, shirtlessness
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Zuko mentions honor, Zuko gets his butt handed to him
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Bending
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Avatar State, Uncle Iroh, Katara is the voice of reason
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Also, if you like the Avatar series, check out my themed scarves! Airbending, Firebending, Waterbending, and Earthbending. :)
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Broadchurch arms, leg, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs), or all three if you're ambitious.
Phone call
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Crying
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Beach
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Friend, family, person of interest, or suspect is interviewed
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Someone hides or destroys evidence, or tells a lie of omission
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Someone assures someone else "this didn't have anything to do with Danny"
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Phone call
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Crying
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Beach
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Friend, family, person of interest, or suspect is interviewed
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Someone hides or destroys evidence, or tells a lie of omission
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Someone assures someone else "this didn't have anything to do with Danny"
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Face Off arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs), or all three if you're ambitious.
Judges are appreciative of an individual's work this week
One contestant compliments another
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Running in the warehouse/lab
Making a mold, opening a mold, cleaning a mold
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Personal back story or sharing from a contestant
Someone bemoans their place in the bottom last week
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Someone worries they might be going home this week
Judges think a contestant missed the mark, or disappointed them
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Someone is happy with their own work and is pleased with their progress
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Any time McKenzie Westmore and/or her father are onscreen
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Judges are appreciative of an individual's work this week
One contestant compliments another
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Running in the warehouse/lab
Making a mold, opening a mold, cleaning a mold
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Personal back story or sharing from a contestant
Someone bemoans their place in the bottom last week
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Someone worries they might be going home this week
Judges think a contestant missed the mark, or disappointed them
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Someone is happy with their own work and is pleased with their progress
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Any time McKenzie Westmore and/or her father are onscreen
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Monday, August 26, 2013
The Tudors arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs), or all three if you're ambitious.
Torture, crying, someone dies
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Sex
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Yelling, tirade
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Eating, drinking, sleeping
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Singing, laughing, prayer
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Banishment, imprisonment, "reform", "reformation"
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Torture, crying, someone dies
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Sex
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Yelling, tirade
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Eating, drinking, sleeping
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Singing, laughing, prayer
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Banishment, imprisonment, "reform", "reformation"
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Sunday, August 18, 2013
Suits arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs), or all three if you're ambitious.
“Do you have a sec?”, “Are you busy?”, “We need to talk.”
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Donna knows everything, or bribing occurs
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Drinking, sleeping, kissing, crying, can openers
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Sexual tension
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Mike’s secret, or firm in danger
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Pop culture reference
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
“Do you have a sec?”, “Are you busy?”, “We need to talk.”
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Donna knows everything, or bribing occurs
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Drinking, sleeping, kissing, crying, can openers
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Sexual tension
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Mike’s secret, or firm in danger
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Pop culture reference
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Shark Week arms, legs, and abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you're ambitious.
Australian or South African accent
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Victim tells their story
Shark expert or marine biologist gives background
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Human dies, seal dies, shark dies
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Diving cage, breaching shark, chum in the water
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Reenactment of an attack or stock footage
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Fossil or skeleton of shark jaws
CGI footage of shark anatomy
Discussion of length or weight of shark
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Australian or South African accent
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Victim tells their story
Shark expert or marine biologist gives background
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Human dies, seal dies, shark dies
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Diving cage, breaching shark, chum in the water
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Reenactment of an attack or stock footage
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Fossil or skeleton of shark jaws
CGI footage of shark anatomy
Discussion of length or weight of shark
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Sunday, August 4, 2013
Nikita arms, legs, and abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you're ambitious.
Debrief, interrogation, covert meeting or chat
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Gun is drawn, shots are fired, fist fight
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Cocktail dress, lingerie, or bathing suit
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Flashback, Birkoff, Nikita wears something other than black
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Flirting, kissing, or crying
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Someone dies, goes into hiding, switches sides, or lies as a double agent
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Debrief, interrogation, covert meeting or chat
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Gun is drawn, shots are fired, fist fight
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Cocktail dress, lingerie, or bathing suit
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Flashback, Birkoff, Nikita wears something other than black
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Flirting, kissing, or crying
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Someone dies, goes into hiding, switches sides, or lies as a double agent
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Longmire arms, legs, and abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you're ambitious.
Someone eats, drinks, or sleeps
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Suspect, witness, or victim is interviewed
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Gun is drawn, shots are fired, fist fight
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
"Reservation", Red Pony, Henry
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Flirting, kissing, or crying
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Dead body, bear, horse, or other animal
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Someone eats, drinks, or sleeps
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Suspect, witness, or victim is interviewed
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Gun is drawn, shots are fired, fist fight
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
"Reservation", Red Pony, Henry
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Flirting, kissing, or crying
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Dead body, bear, horse, or other animal
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Friday, July 12, 2013
Bob's Burgers arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you’re
ambitious.
Series of quick dramatic close ups
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Someone says the word "burger"
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Restaurant is in jeopardy
Restaurant is saved
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Someone says "Dad" or "Bob"
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Tina makes a “uugggghh" sound or talks about horses or zombies
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Anyone sings or plays an instrument
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Series of quick dramatic close ups
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Someone says the word "burger"
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Restaurant is in jeopardy
Restaurant is saved
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
Someone says "Dad" or "Bob"
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Tina makes a “uugggghh" sound or talks about horses or zombies
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Anyone sings or plays an instrument
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Teen Wolf arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you’re
ambitious.
Eye flash or "I'm the Alpha"
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Eating, drinking, or crossbow
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Lacrosse or other work out scene
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Fight, injury, or death
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Shirtlessness or sarcasm
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Kissing, crying, hugging, sleeping
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Eye flash or "I'm the Alpha"
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Eating, drinking, or crossbow
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Lacrosse or other work out scene
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Fight, injury, or death
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Shirtlessness or sarcasm
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Kissing, crying, hugging, sleeping
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Thursday, June 27, 2013
Firefly and Serenity arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you're ambitious and aim to misbehave.
Scene takes place on the bridge, or group discussion in the kitchen
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Land on a planet, take off from a planet, crime, chase, or fight
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Shot of Serenity flying
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
"Shiny", "gorram", "rutting", or anything in Chinese
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Kissing, crying, or dying
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Weapons drawn
Shot of the engine room
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Scene takes place on the bridge, or group discussion in the kitchen
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Land on a planet, take off from a planet, crime, chase, or fight
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Shot of Serenity flying
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 straight leg lifts
"Shiny", "gorram", "rutting", or anything in Chinese
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Kissing, crying, or dying
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Weapons drawn
Shot of the engine room
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
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Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Lost abs, arms, legs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you’re
ambitious.
Hatch, airplane, submarine, raft, boat, ship, or caves
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Flashback, flashforward, flashsideways
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Kissing, dying, crying
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Weapon drawn, fighting, or running
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Any of the numbers: 4 8 15 16 23 42
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Raining, shirtlessness
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Hatch, airplane, submarine, raft, boat, ship, or caves
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Flashback, flashforward, flashsideways
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Kissing, dying, crying
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Weapon drawn, fighting, or running
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Any of the numbers: 4 8 15 16 23 42
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Raining, shirtlessness
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Monday, June 24, 2013
Glee arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you’re
ambitious.
Someone writes on the whiteboard or says "Mr. Schu"
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Solo or duet!
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Group number!
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Crying, kissing, or slushies
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Verbal sparring or rapid-fire insults
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
OCD, coffee, Breadsticks, Figgins, or choreography
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Someone writes on the whiteboard or says "Mr. Schu"
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Solo or duet!
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Group number!
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Crying, kissing, or slushies
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Verbal sparring or rapid-fire insults
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
OCD, coffee, Breadsticks, Figgins, or choreography
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Pretty Little Liars arms, abs, legs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you’re
ambitious.
Kisses or tears
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Someone uses a cell phone to call or text
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Someone eats, sleeps, or drinks
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Anyone makes reference to 'A'
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Someone looks around or over their shoulder to see if they're being followed or watched
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Flashback!
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Kisses or tears
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Someone uses a cell phone to call or text
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....20 crunches
Someone eats, sleeps, or drinks
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Anyone makes reference to 'A'
.....15 shoulder presses
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 Russian twists
Someone looks around or over their shoulder to see if they're being followed or watched
.....15 tricep pushups
.....30 second wall sit
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Flashback!
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Primeval arms, abs, legs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you’re
ambitious.
Someone uses the word "anomaly"
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Scene takes place in the woods
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
You see a dinosaur or other "not of this time" creature
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Someone or something dies
Someone uses a computer
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Flirting or sarcasm
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Conspiracy, cover up, or kiss
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Someone uses the word "anomaly"
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Scene takes place in the woods
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
You see a dinosaur or other "not of this time" creature
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Someone or something dies
Someone uses a computer
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Flirting or sarcasm
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Conspiracy, cover up, or kiss
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Master Chef arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you’re
ambitious.
Someone says "stunning", "wow", or "yummy"
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Anyone talks smack about a fellow contestant
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Something is raw or overcooked when the judges taste it
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Contestant cries or forgets an ingredient or makes a lame excuse for their dish
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
A judge offers advice to an individual contestant
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Ramsay does his "bounce and point" move while explaining something
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Someone says "stunning", "wow", or "yummy"
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Anyone talks smack about a fellow contestant
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Something is raw or overcooked when the judges taste it
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Contestant cries or forgets an ingredient or makes a lame excuse for their dish
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
A judge offers advice to an individual contestant
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Ramsay does his "bounce and point" move while explaining something
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Game of Thrones arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you’re
ambitious.
You hear the words "the imp", "bastard", or "Khaleesi"
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Anyone talks politics or war strategy
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Someone dies or you see a dead body, someone cries
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Anyone kisses someone else or has sex
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Someone brandishes a weapon (sword, mace, knife, bow and arrow, etc.)
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Fight! Or dragons! Or wolves!
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
You hear the words "the imp", "bastard", or "Khaleesi"
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Anyone talks politics or war strategy
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Someone dies or you see a dead body, someone cries
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Anyone kisses someone else or has sex
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Someone brandishes a weapon (sword, mace, knife, bow and arrow, etc.)
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Fight! Or dragons! Or wolves!
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
The Walking Dead arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you’re
adventurous.
Walkers
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
You see any weapon (gun, axe, cross-bow, sword, knife, etc.)
Anyone talks local or group politics, post-apocalypse rules, or laws
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Someone dies or you see a dead body (not a walker)
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Someone hugs somebody else
Anyone cries
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Someone drives a car or rides a horse or motorcycle
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Fight!
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Walkers
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
You see any weapon (gun, axe, cross-bow, sword, knife, etc.)
Anyone talks local or group politics, post-apocalypse rules, or laws
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Someone dies or you see a dead body (not a walker)
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Someone hugs somebody else
Anyone cries
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Someone drives a car or rides a horse or motorcycle
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Fight!
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Monday, June 3, 2013
Lost Girl abs, arms, legs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you’re
adventurous.
Someone drinks something (alcohol, coffee, water, anything)
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Bo uses her powers
The word "fae" is mentioned
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Dyson is shirtless
Kenzi's hair color changes, or she steals something, or speaks with an accent/Russian
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Anyone has sex
Someone dies
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Trick cleans the bartop
Trick tells a lie of omission
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Microscopes, siren whistles, boxing, or wolves
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Someone drinks something (alcohol, coffee, water, anything)
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Bo uses her powers
The word "fae" is mentioned
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Dyson is shirtless
Kenzi's hair color changes, or she steals something, or speaks with an accent/Russian
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Anyone has sex
Someone dies
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Trick cleans the bartop
Trick tells a lie of omission
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Microscopes, siren whistles, boxing, or wolves
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Saturday, June 1, 2013
White Collar arms, legs, abs.
Do just one body part (arms, legs, or abs) or all three if you’re adventurous. My recommendation is to at least do the abs. Because obviously.
We see a case file, a badge, or a weapon, or Neal wears a hat
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Suspect is interrogated, victim or witness is interviewed
Scene takes place at FBI White Collar Division
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Mozzie has information, bemoans political or corporate power, or refers to "The Suit" or "Mrs. Suit"
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Peter tells Neal to behave, reminds him of his situation, orders Neal to do something
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Neal covertly does something to advance his own agenda behind Peter's back
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Anyone eats, drinks, or sleeps
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
We see a case file, a badge, or a weapon, or Neal wears a hat
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Suspect is interrogated, victim or witness is interviewed
Scene takes place at FBI White Collar Division
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Mozzie has information, bemoans political or corporate power, or refers to "The Suit" or "Mrs. Suit"
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Peter tells Neal to behave, reminds him of his situation, orders Neal to do something
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Neal covertly does something to advance his own agenda behind Peter's back
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Anyone eats, drinks, or sleeps
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Friday, May 31, 2013
Orphan Black legs, arms, abs.
You weren't told--for good reason at the time--that you're a genetically engineered human being. But you have a genetic predisposition to be super buff. You just have to follow the directions below while watching this show.
You're introduced to a new clone
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
More than one clone is seen in the same shot
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Someone mistakes a clone for a different clone
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Science stuff! Explanations! Facts! Technology!
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Anyone eats, drinks, or sleeps
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Canadian accent, Canadian ID, any indication this isn't filmed in the U.S.
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
You're introduced to a new clone
.....10 push ups
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
More than one clone is seen in the same shot
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Someone mistakes a clone for a different clone
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Science stuff! Explanations! Facts! Technology!
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Anyone eats, drinks, or sleeps
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Canadian accent, Canadian ID, any indication this isn't filmed in the U.S.
.....30 second plank
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Monday, May 27, 2013
Mad Men abs, legs, arms.
Do just one body part per episode, or try all three if you're feeling energetic.
Betty is a... less than admirable mother
You see Don and Betty's kids
.....10 push ups
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Anyone drinks alcohol
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Someone smokes
.....15 lateral raises
......15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Someone has sex
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Joan lays down the law or sasses one of the boys
The company does something morally questionable to score an account
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Don says "What?" in a slightly defensive tone
They have an idea-session for an upcoming pitch
.....30 second plank
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Betty is a... less than admirable mother
You see Don and Betty's kids
.....10 push ups
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Anyone drinks alcohol
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
Someone smokes
.....15 lateral raises
......15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Someone has sex
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
Joan lays down the law or sasses one of the boys
The company does something morally questionable to score an account
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Don says "What?" in a slightly defensive tone
They have an idea-session for an upcoming pitch
.....30 second plank
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Wallander abs, arms, legs.
Do just one body part, or all three, depending on how optimistic you are.
Someone dies or you see a dead body
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
You see Tom Hiddleston
.....10 push ups
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Someone eats or drinks anything
Wallander sleeps somewhere other than in his bed
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Wallander's mobile rings
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
A witness or victim is interviewed, a suspect is interrogated
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Wallander raises his voice
.....30 second plank
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Someone dies or you see a dead body
.....20 bicep curls
.....30 calf raises
.....30 crunches
You see Tom Hiddleston
.....10 push ups
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
.....20 bicycles
Someone eats or drinks anything
Wallander sleeps somewhere other than in his bed
.....15 lateral raises
.....15 forward leg lifts each side
.....10 reverse crunches
Wallander's mobile rings
.....15 shoulder presses
.....3x10 second wall sits
.....20 Russian twists
A witness or victim is interviewed, a suspect is interrogated
.....15 tricep pushups
.....20 sumo squats
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Wallander raises his voice
.....30 second plank
.....20 jumping jacks
.....10 leg lifts
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Burn Notice abs, arms, or legs.
ARMS: Because there are so many guns on this show, you should work on yours while you watch it.
Voice over
Exposition text on the screen/name caption
.....10 push ups
A gun is seen onscreen, shots are fired, something is blown up
Someone dies
.....20 bicep curls
Michael is undercover/uses an alias
Michael eats a yogurt
.....15 lateral raises
Alcohol is consumed
Madeline smokes
.....15 shoulder presses
Michael gives his somewhat silly, "reassuring" smile
Fist fight or car chase
.....15 tricep pushups
Someone says, "burn", "burned", or some other version of the word
Michael works on his car
.....30 second plank
LEGS: Because getting back at the people who burned you takes a lot of leg work.
Voice over
Exposition text on the screen/name caption
.....30 calf raises
A gun is seen onscreen, shots are fired, something is blown up
Someone dies
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
Michael is undercover/uses an alias
Michael eats a yogurt
......15 forward leg lifts each side
Alcohol is consumed
Madeline smokes
.....3x10 second wall sits
Michael gives his somewhat silly, "reassuring" smile
Fist fight or car chase
.....20 sumo squats
Someone says, "burn", "burned", or some other version of the word
Michael works on his car
.....20 jumping jacks
ABS: Because there's a lot of bathing-suit-wearing in Miami, and you'll want a flat tummy to show off.
Voice over
Exposition text on the screen/name caption
.....30 crunches
A gun is seen onscreen, shots are fired
Someone dies
.....20 bicycles
Something blows up or you see someone making/planting explosives
.....30 second side plank each side
Michael is undercover/uses an alias
Michael eats a yogurt
.....10 reverse crunches
Alcohol is consumed
Madeline smokes
.....20 Russian twists
Michael gives his somewhat silly, "reassuring" smile
Fist fight or car chase
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Someone says, "burn", "burned", or some other version of the word
Michael works on his car
.....10 leg lifts
Voice over
Exposition text on the screen/name caption
.....10 push ups
A gun is seen onscreen, shots are fired, something is blown up
Someone dies
.....20 bicep curls
Michael is undercover/uses an alias
Michael eats a yogurt
.....15 lateral raises
Alcohol is consumed
Madeline smokes
.....15 shoulder presses
Michael gives his somewhat silly, "reassuring" smile
Fist fight or car chase
.....15 tricep pushups
Someone says, "burn", "burned", or some other version of the word
Michael works on his car
.....30 second plank
LEGS: Because getting back at the people who burned you takes a lot of leg work.
Voice over
Exposition text on the screen/name caption
.....30 calf raises
A gun is seen onscreen, shots are fired, something is blown up
Someone dies
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
Michael is undercover/uses an alias
Michael eats a yogurt
......15 forward leg lifts each side
Alcohol is consumed
Madeline smokes
.....3x10 second wall sits
Michael gives his somewhat silly, "reassuring" smile
Fist fight or car chase
.....20 sumo squats
Someone says, "burn", "burned", or some other version of the word
Michael works on his car
.....20 jumping jacks
ABS: Because there's a lot of bathing-suit-wearing in Miami, and you'll want a flat tummy to show off.
Voice over
Exposition text on the screen/name caption
.....30 crunches
A gun is seen onscreen, shots are fired
Someone dies
.....20 bicycles
Something blows up or you see someone making/planting explosives
.....30 second side plank each side
Michael is undercover/uses an alias
Michael eats a yogurt
.....10 reverse crunches
Alcohol is consumed
Madeline smokes
.....20 Russian twists
Michael gives his somewhat silly, "reassuring" smile
Fist fight or car chase
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Someone says, "burn", "burned", or some other version of the word
Michael works on his car
.....10 leg lifts
Saturday, May 25, 2013
Continuum abs, arms, or legs.
ARMS: Because Kiera is armed with some pretty cool tech.
Flashback/flashforward to 2077
.....10 push ups
Kiera talks to Alec on her "bluetooth"
.....20 bicep curls
Suspect is interrogated
Victim or witness is interviewed
.....15 lateral raises
Kiera uses her suit to do something
.....15 shoulder presses
Liber8 safehouse, meeting, plotting
.....15 tricep pushups
Gun is drawn, shots fired, fist fight
Someone dies or you see a dead body
.....30 second plank
LEGS: Because planning a revolution takes substantial leg work.
Kiera talks to Alec on her "bluetooth"
......15 forward leg lifts each side
Suspect is interrogated
Victim or witness is interviewed
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
Flashback/flashforward to 2077
.....3x10 second wall sits
Kiera uses her suit to do something
.....30 calf raises
Liber8 safehouse, meeting, plotting
.....20 sumo squats
Someone dies or you see a dead body
Gun is drawn, shots fired, fist fight
.....20 jumping jacks
ABS: Because despite all her tech, Kiera still trusts her gut.
Kiera talks to Alec on her "bluetooth"
.....30 crunches
Suspect is interrogated
Victim or witness is interviewed
.....20 bicycles
Flashback/flashforward to 2077
.....10 leg lifts
Kiera uses her suit to do something
.....10 reverse crunches
Someone dies or you see a dead body
.....30 second side plank each side
Gun is drawn, shots fired, fist fight
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Liber8 safehouse, meeting, plotting
.....20 Russian twists
Flashback/flashforward to 2077
.....10 push ups
Kiera talks to Alec on her "bluetooth"
.....20 bicep curls
Suspect is interrogated
Victim or witness is interviewed
.....15 lateral raises
Kiera uses her suit to do something
.....15 shoulder presses
Liber8 safehouse, meeting, plotting
.....15 tricep pushups
Gun is drawn, shots fired, fist fight
Someone dies or you see a dead body
.....30 second plank
LEGS: Because planning a revolution takes substantial leg work.
Kiera talks to Alec on her "bluetooth"
......15 forward leg lifts each side
Suspect is interrogated
Victim or witness is interviewed
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
Flashback/flashforward to 2077
.....3x10 second wall sits
Kiera uses her suit to do something
.....30 calf raises
Liber8 safehouse, meeting, plotting
.....20 sumo squats
Someone dies or you see a dead body
Gun is drawn, shots fired, fist fight
.....20 jumping jacks
ABS: Because despite all her tech, Kiera still trusts her gut.
Kiera talks to Alec on her "bluetooth"
.....30 crunches
Suspect is interrogated
Victim or witness is interviewed
.....20 bicycles
Flashback/flashforward to 2077
.....10 leg lifts
Kiera uses her suit to do something
.....10 reverse crunches
Someone dies or you see a dead body
.....30 second side plank each side
Gun is drawn, shots fired, fist fight
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Liber8 safehouse, meeting, plotting
.....20 Russian twists
Star Trek TOS and TNG abs, arms, legs.
Because there are so many of these series and episodes... And let's face it, they're like pistachios, and you can't stop after just one... So this is a little of everything. Understandably, if two things happen at once, just pick one. If you're looking for an easier time, or just want to concentrate on one body part, do that. (I say this is for TOS and TNG because I've watched them in their entirety, but have not seen ENT, DS9, or VOY and don't know how relevant the triggers below are for them.)
Also, if you're a fan of crafting as well, check out my Star Trek mini top hat!
ARMS
The ship is hit and everyone on the bridge is thrown to the side
.....10 push ups
Someone says "Starfleet", "you have the conn", "you're with me",
"nacelles", "subspace", or "prime directive"
.....20 bicep curls
There is a non-corporeal life form (gas, energy, thought-being)
Reaction to invisible pain force/mind control/mental torture
.....15 lateral raises
Someone draws their phaser or fires
Someone mentions a "containment field" or the "main deflector array"
.....15 shoulder presses
Characters are beamed to another ship, station, or down to a planet
Use of the holodeck is seen or mentioned
.....15 tricep pushups
Mention of 20th century Earth
Someone is restrained
.....30 second plank
LEGS
Someone touches their comm badge
......15 forward leg lifts each side
Captain's log
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
Sexy time, kissing, etc.
.....3x10 second wall sits
Shields dropping or increasing to a certain percentage
.....30 calf raises
Flirting
.....20 sumo squats
Engineering is evacuated
Someone dies
.....20 jumping jacks
ABS
Someone takes something in their quarters or ready room
Dress uniform
.....30 crunches
Someone does something "on all frequencies"
Someone questions an order or disobeys one
.....20 bicycles
Someone gives a repair time estimate
Someone asks for more time
.....10 leg lifts
Crew member grumbles about having to abide by local customs
.....10 reverse crunches
Missing research team
They mention the exact numbers of crew members on a ship or station
.....30 second side plank each side
Someone takes over a panel/station for an exiting crew member
Someone is relieved of duty
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Scene takes place in Sick Bay
The crew suffer the same illness/problem as the people they are trying to help
.....20 Russian twists
Also, if you're a fan of crafting as well, check out my Star Trek mini top hat!
ARMS
The ship is hit and everyone on the bridge is thrown to the side
.....10 push ups
Someone says "Starfleet", "you have the conn", "you're with me",
"nacelles", "subspace", or "prime directive"
.....20 bicep curls
There is a non-corporeal life form (gas, energy, thought-being)
Reaction to invisible pain force/mind control/mental torture
.....15 lateral raises
Someone draws their phaser or fires
Someone mentions a "containment field" or the "main deflector array"
.....15 shoulder presses
Characters are beamed to another ship, station, or down to a planet
Use of the holodeck is seen or mentioned
.....15 tricep pushups
Mention of 20th century Earth
Someone is restrained
.....30 second plank
LEGS
Someone touches their comm badge
......15 forward leg lifts each side
Captain's log
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
Sexy time, kissing, etc.
.....3x10 second wall sits
Shields dropping or increasing to a certain percentage
.....30 calf raises
Flirting
.....20 sumo squats
Engineering is evacuated
Someone dies
.....20 jumping jacks
ABS
Someone takes something in their quarters or ready room
Dress uniform
.....30 crunches
Someone does something "on all frequencies"
Someone questions an order or disobeys one
.....20 bicycles
Someone gives a repair time estimate
Someone asks for more time
.....10 leg lifts
Crew member grumbles about having to abide by local customs
.....10 reverse crunches
Missing research team
They mention the exact numbers of crew members on a ship or station
.....30 second side plank each side
Someone takes over a panel/station for an exiting crew member
Someone is relieved of duty
.....20 oblique/side crunches each side
Scene takes place in Sick Bay
The crew suffer the same illness/problem as the people they are trying to help
.....20 Russian twists
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Grimm arms.
Because when you find out you're actually a Grimm yourself, you'll need some upper body strength to take down all the Wesen you suddenly realize live in your neighborhood.
A gun is drawn or shots fired
.....10 push ups
You see a Wesen
Juliette looks confused or frightened
.....20 bicep curls
Sgt Wu is in a scene
Someone speaks a foreign language
.....15 lateral raises
Scene takes place in the spice shop
Scene takes place at Monroe's house
.....15 shoulder presses
A witness or suspect is interviewed or interrogated
You see a dead body
.....15 tricep pushups
Scene takes place in Aunt Marie's trailer
Scene takes place in the precinct
.....30 second plank
A gun is drawn or shots fired
.....10 push ups
You see a Wesen
Juliette looks confused or frightened
.....20 bicep curls
Sgt Wu is in a scene
Someone speaks a foreign language
.....15 lateral raises
Scene takes place in the spice shop
Scene takes place at Monroe's house
.....15 shoulder presses
A witness or suspect is interviewed or interrogated
You see a dead body
.....15 tricep pushups
Scene takes place in Aunt Marie's trailer
Scene takes place in the precinct
.....30 second plank
Merlin legs or abs.
Because you need strong leg muscles to constantly grovel on the ground before the Once And Future King.
Someone says "I promise"
Someone says the word "destiny"
Someone says "Emrys"
......15 forward leg lifts each side
Someone cries or hugs someone else
Sword fight, battle, attempted assassination
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
Gaius raises an eyebrow
Arthur has his shirt off
.....3x10 second wall sits
Someone uses magic
You see a dragon
.....30 calf raises
Someone is injured, kidnapped, possessed, or killed
Someone rides a horse
.....20 sumo squats
Arthur insults Merlin or vice versa
.....20 jumping jacks
Because you need a tiny waist to fit into those corsets, ladies.
Someone says "I promise"
Someone says the word "destiny"
Someone says "Emrys"
......30 crunches
Someone cries or hugs someone else
Sword fight, battle, attempted assassination
.....20 bicycles
Gaius raises an eyebrow
Arthur has his shirt off
.....20 Russian twists
Someone uses magic
You see a dragon
.....30 oblique/side crunches each side
Someone is injured, kidnapped, possessed, or killed
Someone rides a horse
.....10 leg lifts
Arthur insults Merlin or vice versa
.....30 second side plank each side
Someone says "I promise"
Someone says the word "destiny"
Someone says "Emrys"
......15 forward leg lifts each side
Someone cries or hugs someone else
Sword fight, battle, attempted assassination
.....15 backward leg lifts each side
Gaius raises an eyebrow
Arthur has his shirt off
.....3x10 second wall sits
Someone uses magic
You see a dragon
.....30 calf raises
Someone is injured, kidnapped, possessed, or killed
Someone rides a horse
.....20 sumo squats
Arthur insults Merlin or vice versa
.....20 jumping jacks
Because you need a tiny waist to fit into those corsets, ladies.
Someone says "I promise"
Someone says the word "destiny"
Someone says "Emrys"
......30 crunches
Someone cries or hugs someone else
Sword fight, battle, attempted assassination
.....20 bicycles
Gaius raises an eyebrow
Arthur has his shirt off
.....20 Russian twists
Someone uses magic
You see a dragon
.....30 oblique/side crunches each side
Someone is injured, kidnapped, possessed, or killed
Someone rides a horse
.....10 leg lifts
Arthur insults Merlin or vice versa
.....30 second side plank each side
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